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Sacromentoan Don White isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed.  He isn’t brightest bulb in the pack.  He isn’t…well…you get the picture.  This idiot criminal deserves everything that is coming to him. 

This guy goes to Kansas City, perpetrates mortgage fraud using inflated property appraisals, then gets caught for stupidity.  He probably could have gotten away with it, but got too nervous when the folks at the airport asked about his bulging pockets as he was trying to board a plane.

Gee, where to start at the airport.  First off, this dweeb has $70 thousand stuffed in the pockets of his cargo pants.  That is okay because (at least as far as Bigsibling knows) there is nothing illegal about travelling around the country with American cash.  But this guy can’t even get through the metal detectors so he needed a pat-down.  When the TSA dudes find bulges in his pants pockets they ask him about it.

Now this is where he get’s somewhat inventive and gets a couple of extra points in Bigsiblings book for actually having the cajones to try to pull this one off.  Figuring all the PC crap going around the country these days, and how no one wants to be labeled as a racist, White claims to be a Muslim and the bulges in his pockets are his prayer books.  You just gotta love that!  He thinks he is in the clear and they are going to wave him through (frankly, Bigsibling is confused they didn’t send him on his way).

Long story short, they want him to put whatever is in his pockets through the x-ray machine, which is when he bolts out the door into traffic and is arrested because, that is definately suspicious behavior.  Then immediatly spills the beans to the po-po about the real-estate scam.

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