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It seems that humans are on the verge of creating yet another catastrophe. We have waged wars, polluted lands and seas, remain the sole cause for rising temperatures, and now we are using up way more of the sun’s energy than we have the right to. That is according to a report published in the journal of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences. Special mention was made of the utilization of biofuels such as ethanol and canola. It would seem that the use of these alternative, clean burning non-foreign supplied sources of energy are actually harmful to…well…they never really said. The study doesn’t report what the affect of our over-use of the sun’s energy might lead to. Perhaps it makes the sun send down more energy, and raise the world’s temperatures. Or perhaps it…oh heck I can’t even think up something smart-alecky to say about it.

So here is how it stands. We can’t use oil or coal because that causes global warming. We can’t use biofuels because that uses too much of the sun’s energy. We can’t use solar powered energy because, again, uses too much of the sun’s energy. We can’t use wind energy because stupid and blind birds might fly into the giant windmills and get a boo-boo.

I’m tell you, the only way these idiots are going to be happy is if we all go back to the horse and buggy. But wait, gaseous discharges from farm animals contribute to global warming too. Which means we can’t use them. Crap, I guess we all just sit at home in the fracking dark!

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