You have to give this guy a ‘A’ for ingenuity (I know, I know, ingenuity doesn’t begin with an ‘A’ but just roll with me here).
A fellow in Berlin hits German butcher shop and buys a couple of large sausages known ast ‘Schwartenmagen’. I don’t know what schwarten-whatever is, but it sure sounds big. He hollows out the sausages and puts a couple of…um…sexual aid devices in them. He is heading to Dubai, and I am supposing that these…uhm…devices are illegal in the Muslim country. Then takes the sausages back to the butcher and asks to have them wrapped and cooled.
My guess is, the guy was thinking the density of the sausages might be close enough to the density of the…uhm…inserts…so they might not be as noticeable in and x-ray machine. I may be giving the guy too much credit, but probably now.
At any rate, the shop owner noticed a weight difference, and being the good security conscious fellow that he is, alerted police. My thinking is, if the guy had told the butcher what he had done, the butcher probably would have laughed and just went ahead and wrapped them for the guy. After all, it isn’t illegal to put the…uhm…devices in a sausage in Germany.
It seems that the Islamofacists are scraping the bottom of the barrel for talent these days. Take into account “Omar” and “Ahmed”. Omar is Turkish, Ahmed is Palestinian (maybe) but traveling on a Syrian passport. These two smarter-than-your-average-terrorist-wannabes molded some clay into a cylinder, stuck some wires in it and tried to hijack a place from Cyprus to Istanbul. They wanted to go to Tehran, but the plane landed in Turkey anyway. No one was hurt during the Three Stooges like hijack attempt.
A lawn care company in Memphis, TN has a twist on service. Instead of sending just anyone to cut your lawn, they’ll send a shapely female type person to cut your lawn…while wearing a bikini. I’m sure the illegal aliens who used to cut the lawns in Memphis will be screaming and crying about Americans taking away their jobs.
A great video that every freedom loving American should see is over at hotair.com. Dennis Miller (the educated man’s comedian) really rips into Harry Reid. I usually find Miller very funny and insightful, and this one is no exception!
Well, this explains everything! I had been wondering about the whole Imus affair. Wondering why it has now been in the forefront of all media for the past almost two weeks. This guy, who spouted some stupid stuff – and was summarily fired by his employers – gets two weeks of up front and in your face news coverage. All of the talk radio goobs are spewing forth their opines about the whole ordeal.
It seems that every time I turn on a radio or television, there is an Imus story either currently playing, or just around the corner. To be certain, I am sick and tired of hearing about Don Imus. I never listened to the guy, and frankly I don’t really care. Was his right to free speech impeded? No. He had every right to say what he said, just as his employers had every right to fire him for what he said (or for any other reason for that matter). Just as the Dixie Chicks whined about radio stations not playing their music after their Euro-trashing of the W, so Imus fans (it seems mosty right-wingers this time) are whining about him being fired.
Who cares? It was not the government that fired him, it was a private business entity with no ties to the government. At least, that is what we all thought.
In a clear sign of its intent to reign in dissident American media personalities, and their growing influence in American culture, US War Leaders this past week launched an unprecedented attack upon one of their most politically ‘connected’, and legendary, radio hosts named Don Imus after his threats to release information relating to the September 11, 2001 attacks upon that country.
Now it is all starting to make some sense to me. Now we can all be outraged. It was the government that shut him up. It was W and his cronies that pulled the strings at MSNBC and CBS to encourage them to show Imus the door. Now I understand that the Imus story is still front page news after almost two weeks, the AWM wants to keep it up front as long as possible as a warning to other media personnel that they better not try to say anything the AWM does not agree with. Sort of like putting the heads of one’s enemies on stakes around one’s castle.
What to do when one wants to develop a piece of land, but the owner won’t move out? Well, in America, one goes to the city council, and the city council will condemn the property and force the owners to vacate it (that is, if the developer has donated enough moolah to the city council members’ campaigns).
In China, just make the man’s castle his…er…island.
What is the point of having a nude gym workout if no women are going to show up? Maybe the gym owners could give free memberships to the peelers at the local strip joints.
A dozen middle-aged and elderly men – but no women – turned up for a Dutch gym’s first naked work-out session.
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